Problem with gas 放屁的問(wèn)題
Problem with gas
放屁的問(wèn)題
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never small and are always silent.
有位小老太太去看醫(yī)生，她對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō)：”醫(yī)生，我有愛(ài)放屁的毛病。其實(shí)也不是大問(wèn)題，因?yàn)槲曳牌ú怀舳覜](méi)聲音。
As a matter Of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know l was farting because they don't smell and are silent.” The doctor says, ¨I see, Here's aprescription.
事實(shí)上，自從我進(jìn)了你辦公室后，已經(jīng)放了至少20個(gè)屁了，但是你并不知道對(duì)吧，因?yàn)槲业钠ú怀簦疫€沒(méi)聲音。"醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“好的，我明白了。
Take these piles 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, ¨I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent... stink terribly.
吃這個(gè)藥片，一天三次連續(xù)吃七天，下星期你再來(lái)。一個(gè)星期后，老太太來(lái)了，¨醫(yī)生，你到底給的我什么藥，現(xiàn)在我放屁還是沒(méi)聲音。
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
但是怎么這么臭"醫(yī)生說(shuō)：太好了!既然你的嗅覺(jué)正常了，門開始治聽覺(jué)吧。¨
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