他吃午飯去了，我是圣盧卡斯。

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A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: “Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'”

“Yes,” the professor answered. “When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.”

“Well,” said the gatekeeper. “That is a very minor sin. You may enter.”

“Thank you very much, Saint Peter, ”the professor answered.

“I’m am not Saint Peter,” said the gatekeeper. “He is having his lunch break. I am Saint Lucas.”
一位著名的外科教授死后去了天堂。來到天堂之門，門衛向他提了個問題：“你曾犯下什么由衷懊悔的罪過嗎？”
“犯過。”教授回答，“我年輕時，在圣盧卡斯醫院做實習生，和社區醫院踢了場足球賽。我還進了個球，之前已經越位了，可裁判沒看清，最后這個球讓我們贏下了比賽。我到現在還懊悔。”
“行，”門衛說，“這是個挺輕的罪過，你可以進來了。”
“太謝謝你了，圣彼得。”教授說。
“我不是圣彼得，”門衛說，“他吃午飯去了，我是圣盧卡斯。”

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