英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇08：喂養寵物(雙語閱讀)
第一部份 新鮮生活
Unit8 Keeping Pets 喂養寵物
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇08：喂養寵物(雙語閱讀)
Birds in their little nests agree.
鳥在巢中不相爭。
A small child was giving a bath to a tiny and dirty kitten in the gar-den. while an ojd lady passing by.
一個小男孩在花園里給一只身上很臟的小花貓洗澡，正在這時，一個上了年紀的女士從旁邊經過。
A:Sonny.you shouldn't bathe a kitty in cold waLer.He will get sick and die.
小家伙，你不應該在涼水中給小貓洗澡，他會生病,甚至會死。
(The child go on with his job.barely liatening to her.Two houra Wer,the lacjy was retumiWg when ahe saw the boy sittinS on the ground and cring.with the dead kitten lying beaide him.
可是，小男孩繼續給小貓洗澡，幾乎對那位女士置之不理。兩小時以后，那位女士返回時看見那個小男孩坐在地上哭泣，小貓躺在他的身旁，死了。）
B:Didn't I tell you .sonny.that the kitty would die if you wa.shed him in the cold water?
小家伙，我不是告訴休了嗎？如果在涼水中給小貓洗澡，他會死的。
A:But Auntie. he didn't die because I waahed him; he died when I was wrinpng him dry.
可是，阿姨，他不是因為我給它洗澡死的，當我把他擰于時，他就死了。
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