生財有道
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible， so instead of having a dress drycleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings， she boasted to my father， “Just think， Fred， we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”
“Good，” my dad quickly replied. “Wash it again！”
母親決定盡可能地削減家務開支，于是她自己動手洗了一件衣服，而沒有送到洗衣店里去干洗。母親對自己的節約之道非常得意，對父親吹噓道：“弗雷德，你想想，我們現在又增加了五塊錢的積蓄，因為我自己動手洗了這件衣服。”
“好哇，”我父親立即答道。“那就再洗一遍吧。”
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