外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹200：亞伯拉罕.林肯現在做什么？(中英)

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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

根據你從歷史書了解到的知識.你認為亞伯拉罕·林肯如果今天還活著的話，他會在做什么呢?

(1)Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.

(1)寫有關美國內戰的回憶錄。

(2) Advising the President.

(2)向總統提建議。

(3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

(3)在他的棺材里拼命地抓_

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