外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹199：我們會在九點到五點之間到達(中英)
A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks:
一個俄國人不停地攢錢，最后他終于可以買車了，他來到了國營百貨店訂汽車，卻被告之:汽車io年后才會送到，于是這個男的問:
"Will it be here in the morning or the aftermoon?"
“會在上午還是下午送到?”
"Why are you concerned? It’s quite some time from now.”
“你有什么可以擔心的呢?從現在起還很長的一段時間呢。”
"Because the plumber is coming in the morning.
“因為管子工會在早晨到。”
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