外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹201：你現(xiàn)在要干什么？(中英)
After a family meal one night, 3 generations of the family are sitting around chatting. A 4 year old is sitting on her grandfather's knee.
晚飯后，祖孫三代人圍坐一起聊天，四歲大的孫子坐在祖父的膝蓋上。
4Yo: "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"
四歲的孫子:“爺爺，你能學(xué)青蛙叫嗎?”
G: "What?"
爺爺:“什么?”
4Yo: "Can you make a noise like a frog?"
四歲的孫子:“你能學(xué)青蛙叫嗎?”
G: "Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog?"
爺爺:“為什么想讓我學(xué)青蛙叫呢?”
4Yo: "Well, last night Daddy said that when you croak we can all go to Disneyland.”
四歲的孫子:“因為昨晚爸爸說，你像青蛙那樣叫了，我們就可以去迪斯尼樂園了?”
Luckily the old man took the comment in good humor.
幸運的是，對這件事老人一笑了之。
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