外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹305：先買票(中英)
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Joke told by Peter Jennings, on last night, attributed as "typical Russian Humor":
昨晚，彼德·金寧斯給我們講了一個典型的俄國式幽默故事:
Two Russians are standing in a very long line for vodka. The first one says, "This line is too long! We must always wait for everything! I am going to go to the Kremlin and shoot Gorbachev!”
兩個俄國人正在排隊買伏特加酒。一個人說:“這隊太長了!我們為什么做什么事情都要等呢?我現在就去克里姆林宮槍斃戈爾巴喬夫!”
After about an hour, he returns.
一個小時之后，他回來了。
The second Russian asks him, "Well，did you shoot him!”
另一個俄國人問他:“你射中他了嗎?”
"No, the line was too long!”
“沒有，隊伍太長了!”
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