雙語笑話 I WANT A NIGHTMARE
I WANT A NIGHTMARE
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam. Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. Mother replied. Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects n my dream tonight, Tom said.
想做壞夢
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試。不要相信夢，親愛的。據(jù)說夢中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。媽媽答道。那么，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。湯姆說。
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/30631.html
相關(guān)文章
-
Sport Joke(12)
Two golfers met at the club.“I heard about your terrible tragedy last week，”said one.“Yes，”said the other sadly，sipping his drink.“I was playing a two-some with Winthrop，and he dropped dead o...
2019-01-04 英語笑話 -
法官在訊問刑事被告時(shí)帶著關(guān)愛的心情
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner."What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the...
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
英語幽默 -Childrens' Minds
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surpris...
2019-03-19 英語笑話 -
爆笑英語幽默笑話精108：I Don't Know Her我還不認(rèn)識(shí)她呢（英漢雙語笑話）
108. I Don't Know Her108.我還不認(rèn)識(shí)她呢A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench，passionately kissing.一對夫婦在公園里散步，發(fā)現(xiàn)一對年輕的男女坐在一條長凳上深情接...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
Humanity VS. the IRS
Note: The following letter was distributed over the H. & R. Block tax network as a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst of 1994's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions, a...
2018-12-06 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：You're awesome guys 你們真是棒家伙（雙語）
You're awesome guys... Just don't move for a couple of hours!你們真是棒家伙...就在那不動(dòng)，待幾個(gè)小時(shí)！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料，請繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
Lawyer Joke(2)
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says，“Ah，you‘re an engineer―you’re in the wrong place.”So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話： the postal service 郵政服務(wù)（雙語）
After it had crossed a few oceans, the postal service's strict rules for correct postage, meant that Beth never got Max's final letter郵政服務(wù)跨越了幾個(gè)海洋后,嚴(yán)格的矯正郵資,意味著貝絲不會(huì)收...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇020：E-mail 電子郵件（中英+）
A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. 有個(gè)人去牙買加度假，His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. 他的妻子正好出差，所以打算在他...
2018-11-06 英語笑話
