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        爆笑英語幽默笑話精選02:Who is This你是哪一個(英漢雙語笑話)

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        2 .Who is This

        2.你是哪一個

        My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day,after facing too many crisises and tired of being treated just another undergraduate,I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.

        我和兩個妹妹同時離開家去不同的大學讀書。經歷了太多的危機,也厭倦了受到與其他大學生的對待之后,有一天我給家里打了個電話,就我獨有的問題尋求安慰和理解。

        When my dad answered, I  immediately launched  into my litany of frustrations with college IifeAs I paused to catch my breath, he said,"OK,honey  now, first of all, who isthis?”

        爸爸接起電話后,我立刻開始歷數我大學生活中的挫折。當我停下來歇口氣時,爸爸說:“好啦,親愛的……現在,首先告訴我,你是哪一個?”

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