爆笑英語幽默笑話精選03：Have You Read Hamlet讀過《哈姆雷特》嗎（英漢雙語笑話）
3.Have You Read Hamlet
3.你讀過《哈姆雷特》嗎
A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book.
文學課上，一個學生問老師是否看過一本最新的暢銷小說。老師說還沒有看過那本書。
"What a surprise,"said the student.“It has been published for several months.”
“太讓人吃驚了，”這個學生說，“這本書已經出版好幾個月了。”
"Then have you read Shakespeare's Hamlet?”asked the teacher.
“那么你看過莎士比亞的《哈姆雷特》嗎?”老師問。
"No，”said the student.
“沒有。”學生回答道。
"What a pity ! You’d better hurry，for it has been published for several hundred years.”
“太遺憾了!你最好快點兒，因為這本書已經出版了好幾百年了。”
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