爸爸寫的遺囑--雙語幽默笑話

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my father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. at a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried.

我爸比我媽大14歲，最近一直在寫遺囑。一次家宴上，他告訴我們說他為母親以后的生活作好了安排，但如果她改嫁的話，家里的房子將歸我們五個孩子所有。

"i don't want another s.o.b. toasting his shins（小腿骨） around my fireplace," he explained.

“我可不愿意另外哪個狗娘養的在我的火爐旁烤他的狗腿，”他解釋道。

with a sly grin, mother cracked, "what makes you think i'd marry another s.o.b?"

媽媽狡猾地咧了咧嘴，譏誚道：“你怎么認為我會再嫁給一個狗娘養的？”

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