你沒看見這池塘里沒水嗎？
Apatient in a lunatic asylum is fishing in a dry pond when a nurse passing by tries to tease him.＂How much fish have you caught?＂the nurse asked.＂Are you insane?didn’t you notice there is no water in the pond?＂the patient quipped.
瘋人院里有一個精神病患者守著一個干涸了的池塘在釣魚。一個護士從旁邊經過，看到這一幕覺得很好笑，邊走上去逗他。“你釣了幾條魚啊？”護士問。這病人嘲弄說：“你有病吧，你沒看見這池塘里沒水嗎？”
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