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          One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're still running."

          位于吉拉多海角的密蘇里東南州立大學有一位我非常喜歡的老師,他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在對一個新生班級講解他的基本原則時,他說:“我知道我的講課可能經常會枯燥乏味,了無生趣,所以如果你們在上課時看表我并不介意。不過我堅決反對你們將表在課桌上猛敲看它們是不是還在走。”

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