吊燈掉下來砸到他們了
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?"
The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says, "AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the disc out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"
The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?"
The hotel manager says, "Well, the couple in the room UNDER you complained that the chandelier fell on them."
一對蜜月夫妻住在華盛頓的水門飯店。新娘挺擔心地問：“ 要是這地方還被竊聽怎么辦啊？”
新郎說：“我來找找竊聽器。”他檢查了布簾后邊，畫后邊，地毯下邊。終于，他叫了聲：“啊哈！”在地毯下邊有一個擰著四顆螺絲的圓盤。他掏出瑞士軍刀，把螺絲全卸下來，連帶圓盤扔出了窗外。
第二天早上，飯店經理問這對新人：“你們覺得房間怎么樣？服務怎么樣？在水門飯店住得怎么樣？”
新郎說：“你為嗎跟我問這么些問題啊？”
飯店經理說：“是這樣的，住你們樓下的夫妻投訴說吊燈掉下來砸到他們了。”
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