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          A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct,animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.“The one on the left costs $500,”says the store owner.“Why so much?”asks the customer.“Because it can program in C,”answers the store owner. The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told,“That one costs $1500,because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology.”

          The startled man then asks about the third monkey.“That one costs $3000,”answers the store owner.“3000 dollars!!”exclaims the man.“What can that one do?”

          To which the owner replies,“To be honest,I‘ve never seen it do a single thing,but it calls itself a Consultant.”

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