收回他說(shuō)的話
Student A: If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.
Student B: What did he say?
Student A: He told me to leave college.
大學(xué)生甲：如果院長(zhǎng)不收回今早對(duì)我說(shuō)的話，那我就退學(xué)。
大學(xué)生乙：院長(zhǎng)說(shuō)的什么話？
大學(xué)生甲：他要我退學(xué)。
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