我是她老公
A man frantically calls 911 and says, "Help...my wife has
gone into labor and her contractions （宮縮）are 10
minutes apart".
The 911 operator asks, "is this her first child?"
To which the man replies, "Of course not, you
idiot...this is her husband."
一個(gè)男人急吼吼地給911打電話，說：“快來急救……我老婆要生
了，宮縮都十分鐘一次了。”
911的接線員問：“是她頭一個(gè)孩子嗎？”
那男的回答：“當(dāng)然不是啦，你傻呀你……我是她老公。”
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