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        雙語笑話 亞洲十大笨賊,笨到受害人都憤怒了⑨

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        Fukuoka, Japan: Thief caught while trying to undo his Spider suit.
        日本福岡:竊賊在脫掉蜘蛛俠外套時被捕。A resident returned to find a man dressed as Spider Man jumping out of his house. Police nabbed him as he struggled to remove his costume, which included pink arm warmers and a woman’s swimsuit.一位房主回家時發(fā)現(xiàn)一個穿著蜘蛛俠衣服的小偷正跳出他的房子。當他掙扎著奮力脫掉自己身上的道具服時被警察逮個正著。這身衣服由粉紅色的長手套和女生的游泳衣組成。小編:你偷東西就好好偷東西,還玩什么化妝舞會嘛!?這故事教導我們真的不要一心二用。



                                             

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