最好的獎(jiǎng)賞Best Reward--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
Best Reward
最好的獎(jiǎng)賞
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
一名海軍軍官?gòu)募装迳系羧牒Ｖ小Ｋ灰幻装逅志绕稹＿@位軍官問(wèn)如何都能酬謝他。
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."
“最好的辦法，長(zhǎng)官，”這名水手說(shuō)，“是別聲張這事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他們會(huì)把我扔下去的。”
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