臭鼬Skunk--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
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Skunk
臭 鼬
"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
“我們的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打電話的人對(duì)警察調(diào)度員尖叫道。“我們?cè)鯓硬拍馨阉鰜?lái)？”
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
“弄一些面包屑，”調(diào)度員說(shuō)，“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到后院。然后將地下室的門打開。”
Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.
一段時(shí)間后，那位居民又將電話打了回來(lái)。“你們將它弄出來(lái)了嗎？”調(diào)度員問(wèn)。
"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"
“沒有，”打電話的人答道，“現(xiàn)在那兒有兩只臭鼬了。”
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