Flute jokes
Q： What's the definition of a minor second？
A： Two flutes playing a unison.
Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.
Q： Why do loud， obnoxious whistles exist at some factories？
A： To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Q： What is perfect pitch on a flute？
A： When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.
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