搞錯了A Mistake--雙語幽默笑話
A Mistake
搞錯了
An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解釋說是搞錯了。“每人給我五百美元，”他說，“我將把你們送回人間，就象什么都沒有發生過一樣。”
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
“成交!”美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
“其他人在哪兒？”一名醫生問道。
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was huggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
“我離開之前，”那名美國人說，“我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。”
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