笑話習題簿10.20
JOKE:
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.
"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends.
"In that case, " warned the officer, "youd better get them out of here!"
"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
譯文：
三位男子在公園的長椅上坐著。中間的一個在讀報紙，另外兩個在假裝釣魚。他們給想象的魚鉤上魚餌，放線，并卷線把魚抓上來。
一位過路警察駐足觀察了這個景象，他問中間的那個男子是否認識其他兩位。
“喔，認識，”他說，“他們是我的朋友。”
“那樣的話，”警察告誡說，“你最好把他們從這里弄走。”
“好的，警官。”那男子回答說，接著就開始瘋狂般地做起劃槳的動作來。
NOTE:
(1) bait v. 置餌于（鉤等上以捕魚等）
(2) imaginary adj. 想象的
(3) reel v. 卷或纏（釣絲等）
(4) spectacle n. 景象；光景
(5) furiously adv. 瘋狂般地
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：
① Where were the three men?
A. on a street B. in a shopping centre C. in a park D. by a lake
② Who was reading a newspaper?
A. the one in the middle B. the one on the left
C. the one on the right D. the policeman was reading a newspaper
③ What were the others doing?
A. They were reading newspapers. B. They were eating fish.
C. They were pretending to fish. D. They were boating.
④ Whats the interrelationship among the three men?
A. They were friends. B. They were relatives.
C. They were strangers to each other. D. They were members of one family.
⑤ Where did the man in the middle imagine he was?
A. on a train B. on a bus C. in a plane D. in a boat
練習參考答案：
①C ②A ③C ④A ⑤D
編輯
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