男人要是能聽(tīng)話就好了。
A man is driving up a steep, nrrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and break his car.
Well…actually, if only men would listen.
一男的沿條又陡又窄的山路開(kāi)車往上走，一女的沿同一條路往下開(kāi)。他們錯(cuò)車的時(shí)候，女的探出車窗叫了聲：“豬！”
那男的當(dāng)場(chǎng)探出車窗回了句：“臭娘們！”
接著他們又各自趕路，這男的拐過(guò)下一個(gè)彎兒時(shí)，撞上了路當(dāng)間的一頭豬，把車撞壞了。
唉……說(shuō)實(shí)在的，男人要是能聽(tīng)話就好了。
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