怎么了我可是在7喜上班啊
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, perspiring heavily and going to dizzy. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
因為老婆都生孩子，四個好朋友聚在了一家醫院。
護士過來對第一個說：“恭喜，您得了對雙胞胎。”
那人說：“太不可思議了，我是在明尼蘇達雙城隊做經理啊。”
過了一會兒，護士過來對第二個說：“恭喜，您得了個三胞胎。”
這人就說：“哈哈，怪了啊，我是在三劍客公司做主管的。”
隨后，護士又過來對第三個說：“恭喜，您得了個四胞胎。”
那人高興地說：“太搞了吧，我是在四季賓館做事呀。”
他們三個都樂得不行，瞧見最后那哥們正滿地躥達，渾身冒汗，都快暈過去了。
他們問他怎么了，他回了句：“怎么了？我可是在7喜上班啊！”
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