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        英語(yǔ)笑話:上帝對(duì)我說(shuō)的!

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          導(dǎo)語(yǔ):笑話讓人快樂(lè)^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣,也許你覺(jué)得捧腹大笑的笑話,老外也許還納悶中:“很好笑嗎?”老外笑的掉淚的笑話,我們也許覺(jué)得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語(yǔ)笑話小編一起來(lái)欣賞這則英語(yǔ)笑話(*^__^*) ……

          Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

          Another one said, "How do you know?"

          The first inmate said, "God told me!"

          Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

          瘋?cè)嗽?一天晚上,在瘋?cè)嗽豪?,一個(gè)病人說(shuō):“我是拿破侖!”

          另一個(gè)說(shuō):“你怎么知道?”

          第一個(gè)人說(shuō):“上帝對(duì)我說(shuō)的!”

           一會(huì)兒,一個(gè)聲音從另一個(gè)房間傳來(lái):“我沒(méi)說(shuō)!

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