英語沙龍-開心樂園-10
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H o n e s t yA man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer．The following exchange takes place．．．Man：What's the problem，officer？Officer：You were going at least ７５in a ５５zone．Man：No，sir，I was going ６５．Wife：Oh，Harry．You were going ８０．（Man gives his wife a dirty look．）Officer：I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight．Man：Broken taillight？I didn't know about a broken taillight。Wife：Oh Harry，you've known about that tail for weeks．（Man gives his wife another dirty look．）Officer：I' m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt．Man：Oh，I just took it off when you were walking up to the car．Wife：Oh，Harry，you never wear your seat belt．Man：Shut your dang mouth。Officer：（Turns to the woman）：Ma ' am，does your husband talk to you this way all the time？Wife：No，only when he's drunk．誠 實警官讓一位駕車的男士停下車。隨后出現如下的對話：男士：警官，有什么問題？警官：你在限速５５英里的地段開到至少７５英里。男士：不，長官，是６５英里。妻子：啊，哈里，你剛才開到８０英里。（男士瞪了妻子一眼。）警官：我還要給你張罰單，你的尾燈碎了。男士：尾燈碎了？你不說，我還真不知道尾燈碎了。妻子：哦，哈里，幾個星期以前你就知道了。（男士又惡狠狠地瞪了她一眼。）警官：我還要給你張傳票，你沒系安全帶。男士：噢，你朝我車走過來的時候我才解開的。妻子：啊，哈里，你從來都不系安全帶。男士：閉上你的臭嘴。警官：（轉向女士）夫人，你丈夫總是這樣跟你說話嗎？妻子：不，只有當他醉了的時候。 本文無注釋
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