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        You don’t have to pay for lightningTeacher:Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?Student:You don’ t have to pay for lightning. 閃電不用付錢 老師:誰能告訴我閃電與電的區(qū)別?學(xué)生:閃電不用付錢。 本文無注釋

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