有個人在手術前順著醫院的走廊逃跑
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She was talking to the doctor."
有個人在手術前順著醫院的走廊逃跑時，讓人發現了。
“出什么事啦？”那人問他。
他說：“我聽見護士說‘這是個很簡單的手術，甭擔心，肯定不會有事的’。”
“她不過是想讓你放心，有什么可大驚小怪的？”
“她是說給大夫聽的。”
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