幽默小語四則
1.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
光跑得比聲音快，這就是為什么有些人看起來靈光，直到他們開口說話。
2.War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
戰(zhàn)爭并不決定誰對(duì)（right為英文雙關(guān)語：右/對(duì)）--只是誰留下來（left為英文雙關(guān)語：左/留）。
3.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
上教堂并不會(huì)使你成為一個(gè)基督徒，正如站在車房里不會(huì)使你成為一部車子。
4.Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
每個(gè)成功的男人背后是他的女人。每個(gè)從成功墜毀的男人背后通常是另一個(gè)女人。
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