Idiots Joke(16)
An Antartican suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1. The fireman answers，“Yes may I help you？”
The Antartican replies，“My house is on fire，come quick！！！”
The fireman asks，“How do we get there？”
The Antartican says，“Duh，big red truck！”
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