托米雷你那袋里裝的啥呀？
Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
兩個西弗吉尼亞人分別從一條街的兩頭，迎面走來，有一個還拎著編織袋。他們碰到一塊兒，一個說：“哎，托米雷，你那袋里裝的啥呀？”
“就幾只雞唄。”
“要我猜中有幾只，我能得一只么？”
“我把兩只全送你。”
“成。嗯……五只？”
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