拒絕兩個詞的使用--雙語幽默笑話
mother: freddie, why is your face so red?
媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉為什么那么紅？
freddie: i was running up the street to stop a fight.
弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架。
mother: that's a very nice thing to do. who was fighting?
媽媽：你做的對，誰和誰在打架。
freddie: me and jackie smith.
弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
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