一個男人和一個女人剛離了婚出了法院
A man and a woman were just divorced, on their way out of the courthouse they are both killed by a runaway bus. In heaven, they have 2nd thoughts about their divorce so they go to St. Peter and ask to be remarried. St. Peter said 'come back in 15 years!'
15 years later they're back and a minister remarries them. Soon after they start fighting again, and want to split up. So they go back to St. Peter and ask to be divorced. St. Peter throws up his hands and says 'It took me 15 years to find a preacher up here and now you want me to find a lawyer??!!
一個男人和一個女人剛離了婚出了法院,路上他們雙雙被一個失控的公共汽車壓死了。在天堂里,他們對于離婚都有另有想法于是去找圣.彼得要求復婚。圣.彼得說，“十五年后再回來！”
十五年后他們回來了，一個牧師主持讓他們重新結婚。不久他們又開始吵架了，并且想分手。因此他們又去找圣.彼得要求離婚。圣.彼得擺了擺手說，“我在這里花了15年才找到一個牧師難道你們現在想叫我給你們找個律師？
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