那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事8：在黑暗中寫字

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那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事

A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”
有個孩子問他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中寫字嗎？

The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to write?”
爸爸回答：當然。你要我寫什么?

The boy said, "Your name on this report card,"
男孩說：在這個成績單上寫你的名字。”

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