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        那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事

        Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"
        兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西o第一個說:¨我聽到警報響了,快跳吧!”

        The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”
        第二個說:¨但是我們在13層啊!"

        The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl!
        第一個朝他大喊道:¨都什么時候了,還這么迷信!¨

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