他正在和你一塊釣魚。
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They’re just lying there, enjoying the nearness of each other. The phone rings, and because it's the woman's house. She reaches over and picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation.
She is speaking in a cheery voice. “Hello? Oh, hi! So glad you called. Really. That's wonderful! I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great! Thanks! Okay. Bye-bye."
She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies, “that was my husband telling me what a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
一個女人和她的情人在床上這人恰好是她的丈夫最好的朋友。它們只是躺在那里，享受彼此間的親密。電話響了，而且因為它是女人的房子。她伸手拿起電話。她的情人看著聽著，只能聽到她的對話。她說話的口氣很愉快。您好？哦，嗨！真高興你打給我。真的。這是美好的！我為你感到高興.聽起來好極了。太好了。謝謝！好的。再見。她掛了電話，她的情人問，“那人是誰？”“哦，”她回答，“那是我丈夫告訴我什么是美好的時光，他正在和你一塊釣魚。”
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