每日一笑(3.7)
Two Pounds of Plums
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.
Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?
兩磅李子
母親：我讓我的小兒子來買二磅李子，可你只給了他一磅半。
店主：我的秤準確無誤，太太。可是你稱過你的小兒子了嗎？
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