手機版

        Classic humour stories(11)

        閱讀 :

            How Did You Ever Get Here

            One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."

            The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

            "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

        更多 英語笑話英語小笑話英文笑話英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全

        笑話
        本文標題:Classic humour stories(11) - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
        本文地址:http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/88025.html

        相關文章

        • 爆笑英語幽默笑話精46:Full Marks滿分(英漢雙語笑話)

          46. Full Marks46.滿分Natasha is a little Russian girl. One day her grandmother took her to town. They went shopping.In the street, they saw many buses and cars.娜塔...

          2018-10-31 英語笑話
        • 笑話習題簿11.1.21

          Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch...

          2018-11-23 英語笑話
        • 當你的朋友來聞花香的時候

            Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈)on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat...

          2018-12-08 英語笑話
        • 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事53:那是我兒子

          那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事That's my son 那是我兒子 lt's every airplane passenger's nightmaro-getting stuck near a crying baby.1 wa...

          2018-10-30 英語笑話
        • Male Joke(11)

            Q:How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?  A:No one knows,it‘s never been done.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...

          2018-12-31 英語笑話
        • 23. A Bad Doctor

            a man walked into a doctor's examining room.  "put out your tongue," the doctor said.  the man put out his tongue and the...

          2018-10-27 英語笑話
        • 生財有道

            Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress drycleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, “Just think, Fred...

          2018-12-10 英語笑話
        • 蝸牛的故事

            When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.  “I really can't remember,” the snail replied...

          2018-12-27 英語笑話
        • The World's Greatest Swordsman 英漢雙語笑話

          At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-...

          2018-11-25 英語笑話
        • 英文笑話:Why Women

            Joke:Why Women  Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have penises to keep them in.  Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.  Why does it take 1 million...

          2018-12-25 英語笑話
        你可能感興趣
        主站蜘蛛池模板: 承德县| 鄂州市| 治多县| 乳山市| 江口县| 布尔津县| 志丹县| 高唐县| 琼中| 肇源县| 蒙自县| 二手房| 长寿区| 改则县| 阿拉善左旗| 额敏县| 黄浦区| 铜梁县| 广州市| 利川市| 舞阳县| 漳州市| 繁峙县| 淳安县| 泰安市| 龙游县| 杭锦后旗| 嘉兴市| 彰化市| 屯昌县| 兰溪市| 江达县| 泉州市| 城固县| 新宁县| 渭源县| 舟山市| 建始县| 贞丰县| 兰州市| 额敏县|