蝸牛的故事
When a snail crossed the road， he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room， he was asked what caused the accident.
“I really can't remember，” the snail replied. “You see， it all happened so fast.”
Notes：
?。?） snail n.蝸牛
?。?） run over碾過（在地上的某人或某物）
?。?） regain v.恢復
?。?） consciousness n.知覺
?。?） emergency n.緊急事件；緊急情況
Exercises：
根據短文回答下列問題：
?、?What did the snail do one day？
?、?What happened to him ？
③ Where did he regain consciousness？
?、?Could he till remember what caused the accident？
蝸牛的故事
一個蝸牛過馬路，被一個烏龜從身上碾過。在急救室里它恢復了知覺，有的人問它事故是怎樣發生的。
“我記不起來了，”蝸?；卮鹫f，“你瞧，一切發生得都太快了?！?/p>
練習參考答案：
① He crossed the road.
?、?He was run over by a turtle.
③ In the emergency room.
?、?No， he couldn't.
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