我們的剎車不好

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Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"

哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。

“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_(kāi)那么快？”警官喊道。

“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達(dá)目的地?！?

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