每日一笑(3.8)
I Didn't Notice It
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.
我沒有看到它
母親：約翰尼，今天早上我在食品櫥里放了兩塊蛋糕，現在只剩下一塊了，你說是怎么回事？
約翰尼：哦，我想是因為里面太黑，我沒有看見另一塊。
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