美式冷幽默：美軍作戰條例
1.you are not a superman.
你不是超人。
2. if it＇s stupid but works, it isn＇t stupid.
如果一個蠢方法有效,那它就不是蠢方法。
3.don＇t look conspicuous －－it draws fire.（this is why aircraft carriers are called″bomb mag nets″.）
不要太顯眼,因為那會引人攻擊（這就是航母被稱為“炸彈磁鐵”的原因）。
4.never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
別和比你勇敢的戰友躲在同一個彈坑里。
5.never forget that the lowest bidder made your weapon.
別忘了你手上的武器是由出價最低的承包商制造的。
6. if your attack is going really well, it＇s an ambush.
如果你的攻擊進行得很順利,那一定是中了圈套。
7. no plan survives the first contact intact.
沒有任何計劃能在遇敵后繼續執行。
8.all five －second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.
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