羅密歐與朱麗葉的故事
致那些覺得羅密歐和朱麗葉的故事很浪漫的人:
這個(gè)“浪漫”的故事講的是一個(gè)13歲一個(gè)17歲的倆小屁孩談了3天的戀愛,因此死了6個(gè)人。
每個(gè)看完了故事的人都知道它就是這么回事。
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