你認識她比我久
Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.
"You ask her," said Paul, age ten.
"No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."
倆小男孩想跟媽媽求件事兒。
“你去求她吧。”十歲的保爾說。
“別介呀，”九歲的羅依說，“還是你求她吧，你認識她比我久。”
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