我可沒留
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
一位律師回到他停著的寶馬車那兒,發現前頭燈碎了而且車損嚴重,還沒肇事車的線索。但看到擋風玻璃的雨刮器下面的貼條時,他松了口氣。
條上寫著:“抱歉,我剛才倒車撞了你的寶馬。這些瞧見出事的人正在沖我點頭微笑,因為他們以為我在留下自己的名字、地址和其他資料,我可沒留。”
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