外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹270：要叫先生(中英)
Teacher: (to a new boy) What’s，your name, my little fellow?
老師:(對一位新生說)小同學，你叫什么名字?
New boy: Erbert Arris.
新生:我叫赫博特·阿瑞斯。
Teacher: Always say ‘sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite.
老師:請你跟老師說話時叫先生，這樣比較有禮貌。
New boy: ( apologetically )Sir Erbert Arris.
新生:(帶歉意地)我叫赫博特·阿瑞斯先生。
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