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        英文笑話:Wendy

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          There's this guy, Jack, who has a girlfriend, Wendy, whom he loves a lot.To prove how much he loves her, he gets "Wendy" tattooed on his penis. When it's erect, it says her name, and when deflated it reads "Wy."

          When she sees her name on his masculine member, she is overwhelmed. Jack pops the question to her, she accepts and off they go to Jamaica on their honeymoon! There, they try out all the local culture, including a nude beach. They are having a great time, when Jack decides to get up from sunbathing, and get something to drink at the beach bar.

          He walks over to the bar with his deflated love muscle, trying not to let his eye wander and embarrass himself! He orders a drink from the guy at the bar who is also naked. He is surprised to note that the bartender also has "Wy" tattooed on his penis!

          Jack says to the guy, "Wow, what a coincidence, your girlfriend is named 'Wendy" and you have her name tattooed on your privates too!!!

          The bartender looks slowly down at Jack's thing, back to his face and starts laughing!

          Flashing a wide grin, he says, "No, mon. Mine says, "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day"

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