趣味英語：超級(jí)委婉的老板

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One of the most tactful men he ever knew”，a California manufacturer says，“was the man who fired me from my very first job.He called me in and said，‘son，I don’t know how we’ve ever going to get along without you，but starting Monday we’re going to try.’”

談到最圓滑的人時(shí)，一位加利福尼亞的制造商說：“那就是我第一次出來工作，把我開除的那個(gè)老板。他叫我進(jìn)去對(duì)我說：‘孩子，我不知道我們這里沒有你究竟會(huì)怎么樣，但從星期一開始，我們要試試看。’”
　　
　——《新新英語——英語其實(shí)很有趣》

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